why aM I LuhAGUHNGNIG SON HAARRF AT THISA KI DON’T UDNENRSTNAD???????????????????????????
Halloweenstuck 2012: Preview
I CAN’T. BREATHE. OH MY GOD.
I JUST REALIZED THAT GAMZEE EATING SOPOR SLIME WOULD BE LIKE TAKING THE STUFFING OUT OF YOUR MATTRESS AND CALLING IT COTTON CANDY
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN
HE SAID DUMBDUMB AND YOU FUCKERS LATCHED ONTO FUCKASS I AM DONE
Does Homestuck confuse you?
Are you often beset by doubts about whether the villains of the story can truly be overcome, with all their commanding force? That Homestuck is headed toward a “downer ending”, the heroes locked in by the alpha timeline’s absolute inevitability?
Do you feel like you don’t know how the alpha timeline works or is decided, other than the idea that it seemingly works against everything hopeful? Are you mystified by the presence and emergence of stable time loops, and the impenetrable methods via which they paradoxically exist?
Like many of the characters in Homestuck, do you despair that fate is inevitable?
It is. But if you take that at face value, you’re missing the point!
“The point” is why the alpha timeline unfolds the way it does. It’s the concept Homestuck’s characters, and the readers by extension, are teased with constantly, only to reach out and miss grasping it again and again. It’s the moral hammered in by every element of the game, every quest, every long-winded bit of sprite or consort exposition. It’s the core of temporal mechanics, the core of reality’s mechanics. It’s hinted at by hundreds of tiny moments of happenstance and conversation throughout the story, and explains hundreds more once known. It’s the overarching theme of Homestuck, it’s how the heroes can and will win.
And it just so happens to be The Ultimate Riddle.
Under the cut, I’ll walk you through the answer. Fair warning: It takes a while. :)
This can qualify as a halloween picture right?
If you don’t get the reference I pity you I really do
how am i gunna top this years spooky festivities
i went on mspa with goggles and holy shit son
A better question is why the hell your page links aren’t purple.
they go back to blue when you clear your cookies like a civilized human being you cretin